How do you quantify success? A big house? A beautiful wife? Anal Sex? For me success is the warm glow I feel inside when someone who has enjoyed some of the content on my site makes a donation through Paypal. Look I don’t like to ask but I’m going to need your financial support at this the beginning of my career, who knows one day you might need my support back*. So if something from my oeuvre has touched you (inappropriately or appropriately) then jump into bed with capitalism and deposit digital cash in my account.
* Will be emotional not financial
REWARDS
£1
YOU’VE BOOSTED MY EGO DURING WHAT WAS NO DOUBT A DIFFICULT PERIOD OF SELF LOATHING AND LOW SELF ESTEEM FOR ME. THANKS
£5
I’LL DO A TWEET TELLING EVERYONE WHAT A GREAT PERSON YOU ARE
£25
I'LL GIVE YOU STEWART LEE'S MOBILE NUMBER
£50
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE QUITE FUNNY IF YOU GET NOTHING FOR £50 DONATION
£150
I'LL GIVE YOU TIM KEY'S HOME ADDRESS
£500
STEVEN MERCHANTS MOBILE NUMBER, GIVE HIM A CALL BUT DON'T TELL HIM WHERE YOU GOT HIS NUMBER FROM.
£1000
HARRY HILLS MOBILE NUMBER